Like a lot of us, I’m always promising myself that “tomorrow” I’ll fix “this” or “that,” that I’ll finally finish some project that has been bubbling and percolating in my overactive imagination or that I’ll even “put my money where my mouth is” and actually try to change those things about which I so vehemently complain. I doubt that anything bothers me more than the enormous amount of resources that we have spent in perfecting the failure of public education. Having taught grade school many years ago, I can remember, fondly, the “privileges” that I enjoyed (of which so many of today’s teachers have been deprived) both as a public and private school teacher. I was free, for the most part, to organize my own lesson plans, probably the most daunting task in the confused mind of a brand new teacher, in those days, at least. While a few teachers would order their entire prepackaged lesson plan from publishers Harcourt, World and Brace, Inc., still others chose to sweat over their lesson plans for weeks before the start of classes, putting together ambitious multi-media curricula. These included books, overhead projections, outside laboratory projects for science classes and even practical applications for math such as measuring angles and deriving equations with rulers and strings like the old Greeks did.
While some teachers were to be found, nearly every day, feet propped up on their desks, answering students’ questions by telling them which page in their Harcourt, World and Brace Inc. booklets held the precious information, others were busy actually explaining the meaning of the answers. Luckily for me and my students, I chose to emulate my friend and mentor, Barbara Grosz, who had encouraged me to become a teacher in the first place. As soon as the initial trepidation had worn off, I became a virtual fanatic (actually much like Barbara), constantly searching for new ways to interest my students in their subject matter. To my amazement, after a while it wasn’t difficult at all because my young students (initially 7th through 9th grade) began to suggest one project after another!
After one semester, everything was going smoothly, except for one new class that I was given, supposedly as a reward for my unexpected early “success.” The “eighth grade” class was made up of various students who had already failed eighth grade the year before. The thought was, that with a young “gung ho!” male teacher in a relatively small class setting, miraculously inspiring discipline, there was no way these misunderstood young men could fail 8th grade again! My head swollen with the success of my other students, I, like Governor Jeb Bush, honestly believed that I could teach just about anyone as long as the class size was small enough. Try as I did, however, I had to flunk three or four of my charges. As I gave each one of them the sad news, however, each one assured me that I need not worry because under the state’s “brilliant” policy, students could only fail the same grade once. After being told by my principal that I would have to pass these students, even though they had not even attempted to study, we soon agreed to part company.
Just as frustrating, was the fact that there were teachers who were unbelievably adept at teaching literally hundreds of children in one auditorium with more success than I (than most teachers, in fact) could teach a class of twelve or fifteen students. We had one or two of those teachers in the school, but they were paid no more than other teachers. In fact, they, like their colleagues, usually had to work as waiters or waitresses at a nearby restaurant after school to make ends meet.
Ironically, looking back after forty years, the incident that I remember most fondly is, perhaps, the most damning of all the many recollections that I have of the irrationality of standardized testing. On the first day of class, I was introduced to two seventh graders, both beautiful, polite young men. I was told that they were mentally deficient, with Intelligence quotients in the 40 to 60 range. The I.Q.’s were verified by printed tests and shown to me by the school. I was to design special daily programs for these two students, including drawings, letters of the alphabet, and anything else their limited intelligence could tolerate. The first boy was cheerfully “adopted” by the class, everyone volunteering throughout the entire year to help him with his “assignments.” With the class’ help, his presence was actually a delight for him and all of us for the entire year. The other boy was also a delight, because with the help of the rest of the class, he proved to be a slightly above average student with a normal I.Q. We even taught him that the “secret” of taking otherwise useless standardized tests is not to form a pretty “Christmas tree” design just because you have trouble reading the questions or you’ve had a bad day!
After parting with my former principal, my credentials still intact, mostly thanks to my mentor, Barbara, I began my new job, teaching 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade students in a private school in South Florida. Yes, you’re correct if you think private schools are different than public schools. No, Jeb, we were both wrong about the class size. They are usually the same size as they are in the public schools, yet they usually seem to produce better results. It seems that it does usually cost less for a student to matriculate through the private school system than it does to survive the same public school grades. Of course, virtually everyone involved in the school is actually in the school almost every day instead of partying at the opulent Board of Education building and arguing over which new (liberal and conservative alike) harebrained schemes they can miraculously substitute in place of legitimate educational concepts that have already proven successful.
Another strange feature found in most private primary and secondary schools is that they wouldn’t dream of having some 2500-3,000 students in the same grade school or high school. Believe it or not, it really does make a difference if the principal has some vague idea about what the heck is happening on both sides of his campus at a given time. It’s not small classes we need, Jeb, it’s smaller schools! In fact, teaching in the private school was just as exciting as public school, except that the students had to actually pass! My kids scored a few grades higher than they were supposed to on their state tests, just as most of my public school students had also done, apparently, because they had to spend so much time reading assignments aloud in class no matter how much they hated to. In fact, under the state’s intellectually challenged standardized testing (one of the lucrative “harebrained schemes” meant to replace the serious job of education), a number of students were considered to have I.Q.’s much higher than their actual intelligence quotients. It’s damned amazing what the few students who actually know how to read can get away with!
Public Schools vs. Private Schools
It seems obvious to me, after teaching young medical students for the past 32 years, that teaching young adults is much easier than teaching children. The adults, as I first found out many years ago while teaching junior college and graduate students, don’t have to be entertained as long as the material is understandable. “Boring and clear” is fine with them. Kids have to be entertained, however, and their attention has to be earned. With a few slugs in the legal profession exploiting the schools for new sources of revenue by looking for ways to punish even reasonable discipline, teachers are already behind the eight ball, so to speak. Worse, however is the concerted attempt by an entire political party to exploit school children for profit! If I were a religious person, I would certainly call that “evil.” Exploiting the elderly, the disabled, the poor, the unemployed, that's “bad,” but making extra profit off of helpless children, come on Jeb, don’t you think it’s time to have a little talk with your conservative friends? Your poor Dad, the one who agonized over every decision he made as president, whether right or wrong, would never approve of paying the Pearson Company more than 250 million dollars to administer standardized tests and many more millions for inadequate texts and computer programs. He wouldn’t think of bringing in Michelle Rhee, corporate education's most famous concubine and official consultant for monetary exploitation of students, so she and Rick Scott could officially blame everything on the teachers!
Any of you out there who feel that one political party is receiving too much “credit” for the destruction of the public school system in this country, don’t blow a gasket! There’s plenty of blame, it seems, to go around. While a few greedy “Corporate America” types are busy trying to alter textbooks, history, and basic morality, too many idealistic “Academic America” types, usually Ph. D.’s, most who’ve never taught children, are equally busy trying to teach 3rd graders advanced calculus and nuclear physics! It’s the old University of Florida philosophy which has built the morbidly incompetent legislative culture that is currently suffocating our state: Make the material so difficult that only the most brilliant students will survive. Turn out brilliant graduates to make the program look wonderful, without having to actually teach much of anything. (Forty years later students can still remember the good professors, but the university cannot.) Of course, most of the freshman and sophomores wisely transferred to better schools to be replaced by well qualified junior college students who had been educated in a system that had actually tried to educate them. Unfortunately, there is usually nowhere for the non-genius students (almost all of us) to go if they “drop out” of public school. Most can’t afford private schools or homeschooling and are not going to become mathematicians or nuclear physicists, not because they aren’t smart enough, but because they’ll grow up missing the beauty and fun in science, math, literature and art. By the time the “eggheads,” adults who have never been able to think like children, are finished, instead, most young students will continue to hate virtually all of their subjects!
By the way, if you hear one of those “eggheads” spouting off about educational heroes like John Dewey, patron saint of modern education, don’t blame poor Dr. Dewey. He was brave enough to try new teaching techniques on small groups of students first. Moreover, he had a habit of declaring promising results successful after his experiments, not before, as so many of our G-d blessed, but very ignorant Ph. D.’s are wont to do.
New York City- A Fight Between The Good Guys and Other Good Guys
Unlike Florida, where the governor and the state’s vacuous legislature pass “Stand Your Ground Laws,” knowing full well that, not a few, but many innocent lives will be lost, in New York City, both Republicans and Democrats are actually engaged in a dialogue concerning the privatization of public education. Enough flattery, however, is enough! They too, seem to be missing the point of this article. They are arguing over whether picking a few lucky children by lottery for the privilege of attending a few public supported private charter schools is prudent, fair and even legal. Luckily I am not a Constitutional lawyer or a Supreme Court ”Justice”, which means that I am allowed to at least read the Constitution before I make a fool out of myself. I doubt that it is fair or that is legal. The fact that the charter schools have better results than the public schools makes the issue of “prudent” a dicey one. However, it must be obvious by now that the solution is to try to make the public schools as much as possible like the successful private schools! Make the public schools as much as possible like the charter schools!
This use of logic is tiring and generally unrewarding. I doubt that those who would abuse and exploit school children for profit will find my article particularly enlightening. The fact that this group includes the majority of the Florida legislature is particularly disappointing. I would like to remind them that when Jesus described the chances of a rich man getting into heaven as that of a camel fitting through the eye of a needle, he was not referring to those wealthy people who supported the community and helped the poor. He was referring to you people, the government aristocracy appointed by the “Romans,” the filthy rich counterfeit temple priests who robbed even the poorest of the poor of their last crumbs, serving their own lobbies instead of the people who stupidly trusted them!.
For whatever it’s worth, instead of turning the lives of our young into lottery picks, let’s go the extra mile and stop the financial exploitation of our children. It’s time to at least start to make the public schools as much as possible like the charter schools! “Business is business,” but “public education” is much more important.
Allen Finkelstein, D.O., M.Ed. and other sobriquets meant to make this article more professional than it really is! (O’Finky) 3/22/14